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2012/01/06, 09:01 PM
- "ﺍﻟﻘﻄﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﻓﻲ ﺷﺒﻜﺔ ﻣﺮﻣﻰ
ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻭﺍﺿﺢ ﺟﺪﺍ ﻟﺪﺭﺟﺔ ﺃﻧﻨﻲ ﻛﻨﺖ
ﺃﻟﺤﻈﻪ ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﺑﺠﻮﺍﺭ ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﻋﺎﺩﻝ ﻋﺒﺪ
ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻌﻢ."
ﺇﻣﺎ ﺃﻥ ﺣﺴﺎﻡ ﻏﺎﻟﻲ ﻳﺴﺘﺤﻖ ﻟﻘﺐ "ﺯﺭﻗﺎﺀ
ﺍﻷﻫﻠﻲ،" ﺃﻭ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻻﺣﻆ ﺍﻟﻘﻄﻊ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﻥ
ﻳﺄﺗﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﻣﺮﺗﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﺷﺒﺎﻙ ﻋﺒﺪ
ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻌﻢ!
- "ﻣﻊ ﺍﺣﺘﺮﺍﻣﻲ ﻟﻠﺠﻤﻴﻊ، ﻓﺎﻟﺤﻜﻢ
ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻪ ﺣﻤﺮﺍﺀ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﺎ، ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻭﺍﺿﺢ ﻓﻲ
ﻛﻞ ﻗﺮﺍﺭﺍﺗﻪ."
ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺤﻜﻢ ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻪ "ﺣﻤﺮﺍ،" ﻓﺈﻥ
ﺗﺼﺮﻳﺤﺎﺕ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻳﻮﺳﻒ ﻣﺪﺭﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ
ﻃﻠﻌﺖ "ﻗﺮﻋﺔ!"
- "ﺣﻴﻦ ﺍﺗﺨﺬ ﺍﻟﺤﻜﻢ ﻗﺮﺍﺭ ﺍﻹﻟﻐﺎﺀ ﻓﻜﺮﻧﺎ
ﻓﻲ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻌﺐ ﻗﺪ ﻳﺸﺘﻌﻞ، ﻟﺬﻟﻚ ﻃﻠﺒﺖ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻳﻖ ﺇﺟﺮﺍﺀ ﻋﻤﻠﻴﺎﺕ ﺍﻹﺣﻤﺎﺀ ﻟﻤﻨﺢ
ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻬﻮﺭ ﺃﻣﻞ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺒﺎﺭﺍﺓ ﻗﺪ ﺗﺴﺘﻜﻤﻞ."
"ﺭﻭﻳﻨﻲ" ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﺮﻳﺔ ﻳﻜﺸﻒ ﻛﻴﻒ
ﻳﺘﺤﻜﻢ ﻓﻲ "ﺍﻟﻤﻴﺪﺍﻥ" ﺑﺎﺣﺘﺠﺎﺟﺎﺕ
ﺗﺸﻌﻠﻪ ﺛﻢ ﺷﺎﺋﻌﺎﺕ ﺗﻬﺪﺋﻪ!
- "ﻟﻢ ﺃﺭ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﺗﺪﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﺸﺒﺎﻙ، ﻭﻭﺿﻌﺖ
ﻳﺪﻱ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺭﺃﺳﻲ ﻋﻘﺐ ﻫﺘﺎﻑ ﻋﺒﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
ﺍﻟﺴﻌﻴﺪ ﻭﺭﻛﻀﻪ ﻟﻼﺣﺘﻔﺎﻝ ﺑﺎﻟﻬﺪﻑ."
ﻋﻤﺮﻭ ﺭﻣﻀﺎﻥ ﻣﺪﺍﻓﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ ﻳﺴﺘﺤﻖ
ﻟﻘﺐ "ﻭﻃﻮﺍﻁ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﺮﻳﺔ" ﺑﻌﺪ
ﺍﻋﺘﺮﺍﻓﻪ ﺑﺄﻧﻪ ﻳﺘﻌﺎﻣﻞ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ
ﺑـ"ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺩﺍﺭ!"
- "ﺑﻌﺪ ﻓﺸﻞ ﺇﺷﻌﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻔﺘﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﻄﺎﺋﻔﻴﺔ
ﻭﺍﻟﻔﺘﻨﺔ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻴﺶ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﻌﺐ، ﻫﻨﺎﻙ
ﺍﻵﻥ ﻣﻦ ﻳﺤﺎﻭﻝ ﺇﺷﻌﺎﻝ ﻓﺘﻨﺔ ﻛﺮﻭﻳﺔ."
ﺍﻟﺤﻜﻢ ﻳﺎﺳﺮ ﻋﺒﺪ ﺍﻟﺮﺀﻭﻑ ﻳﺘﻬﻢ ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻑ
ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻟﺚ ﺑﺘﻤﺰﻳﻖ ﺷﺒﺎﻙ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ ﻭﺍﻓﺘﻌﺎﻝ
ﺍﻷﺯﻣﺔ!
" ﺣﺪ ﻣﻌﺎﻩ ﺷﺎﺣﻦ؟ "
- "ﺍﻟﻤﺒﺎﺭﺍﺓ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺗﺸﺒﻪ ﺍﻟﻬﺎﺗﻒ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤﻮﻝ
ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻮﺿﻊ ﺍﻟﺼﺎﻣﺖ."
ﺣﺴﻦ ﺷﺤﺎﺗﺔ ﻳﻌﺘﺮﻑ ﺑﻮﺟﻮﺩ
"ﻓﺎﻳﺒﺮﻳﺸﻦ" ﻓﻲ ﺃﺩﺍﺀ ﺍﻟﺰﻣﺎﻟﻚ ﺧﻼﻝ
ﺍﻟﻔﺘﺮﺓ ﺍﻷﺧﻴﺮﺓ
- "ﺍﺗﺼﻠﺖ ﺑﻌﻤﺮﻭ ﺯﻛﻲ 16 ﻣﺮﺓ ﻹﺧﺒﺎﺭﻩ
ﺑﺎﻧﺘﻬﺎﺀ ﺍﻷﺯﻣﺔ، ﺇﻻ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺮﺩ."
ﺇﺳﻤﺎﻋﻴﻞ ﻳﻮﺳﻒ ﻳﺴﺘﻌﻴﻦ ﺑﺄﻏﻨﻴﺔ ﺑﻬﺎﺀ
ﺳﻠﻄﺎﻥ "ﺃﻓﻀﻞ ﺃﺣﺎﻳﻠﻪ" ﻣﻦ ﺃﺟﻞ
ﺍﻟﻮﺻﻮﻝ ﻟﻠﻤﻬﺎﺟﻢ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﻤﺮﺩ
- "ﻻ ﺃﻏﻀﺐ ﺃﺑﺪﺍ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻠﻮﺱ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﻣﻘﺎﻋﺪ ﺍﻟﺒﺪﻻﺀ، ﺧﺎﺻﺔ ﺣﻴﻦ ﻳﻜﻮﻥ
ﺍﻷﺳﺎﺳﻲ ﺑﺤﺠﻢ ﺳﻴﺪ ﻣﻌﻮﺽ."
ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ ﻗﻨﺎﻭﻱ ﻳﺤﻤﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻻ
ﻳﺘﻨﺎﻓﺲ ﻓﻲ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﻛﺰ ﻣﻊ ﻻﻋﺐ
"ﺑﺤﺠﻢ" ﺟﻮﻧﻴﻮﺭ
- "ﺩﺍﺋﻤﺎ ﺣﻴﻠﺔ ﺷﻮﻗﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻌﻴﺪ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻳﺮﺑﻲ
ﺃﻇﺎﻓﺮﻩ، ﻭﺍﻟﻜﻞ ﻳﻨﺎﻝ ﻧﺼﻴﺒﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻌﺐ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻕ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺎﻓﺴﺔ."
ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﻣﺠﺪﻱ ﻳﻨﺼﺢ ﻛﻞ ﻻﻋﺐ ﻳﻮﺍﺟﻪ
ﻣﺪﺍﻓﻊ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﻧﺔ ﺑﺄﻥ ﻳﻨﺰﻝ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺃﺭﺽ
ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻌﺐ ﻭﻓﻲ ﺟﻴﺒﻪ "ﻗﺼﺎﻓﺔ!"
- "ﻓٌﺮﺿﺖ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺑﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﺼﻔﻘﺎﺕ ﻭﻗﺒﻠﺖ
ﺑﺎﻟﻮﺿﻊ.. ﻛﺬﻟﻚ ﻟﻢ ﺗﺴﺘﺠﺐ ﺍﻹﺩﺍﺭﺓ ﻓﻲ
ﺩﻋﻢ ﺑﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺍﻛﺰ ﺑﻌﻜﺲ ﺭﻏﺒﺘﻲ،
ﻛﺬﻟﻚ ﻟﻢ ﺗﻮﺍﻓﻖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻋﻘﺪ ﺻﻔﻘﺎﺕ
ﻃﻠﺒﺘﻬﺎ ﻓﻲ ﻳﻨﺎﻳﺮ."
ﺣﻤﺰﺓ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻞ ﻳﻌﺘﺮﻑ ﺑﺄﻥ ﻧﻘﺺ
ﺍﻟﺼﻼﺣﻴﺎﺕ ﻭﺭﺍﺀ ﺭﺣﻴﻠﻪ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻴﻔﻮﻧﺎﺕ..
ﺗﺎﺧﺪ ﺷﻮﻳﺔ ﻣﻦ ﺭﺋﻴﺲ ﺍﻟﻮﺯﺭﺍ؟
ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻭﺍﺿﺢ ﺟﺪﺍ ﻟﺪﺭﺟﺔ ﺃﻧﻨﻲ ﻛﻨﺖ
ﺃﻟﺤﻈﻪ ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﺑﺠﻮﺍﺭ ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﻋﺎﺩﻝ ﻋﺒﺪ
ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻌﻢ."
ﺇﻣﺎ ﺃﻥ ﺣﺴﺎﻡ ﻏﺎﻟﻲ ﻳﺴﺘﺤﻖ ﻟﻘﺐ "ﺯﺭﻗﺎﺀ
ﺍﻷﻫﻠﻲ،" ﺃﻭ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻻﺣﻆ ﺍﻟﻘﻄﻊ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﻥ
ﻳﺄﺗﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﻣﺮﺗﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﺷﺒﺎﻙ ﻋﺒﺪ
ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻌﻢ!
- "ﻣﻊ ﺍﺣﺘﺮﺍﻣﻲ ﻟﻠﺠﻤﻴﻊ، ﻓﺎﻟﺤﻜﻢ
ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻪ ﺣﻤﺮﺍﺀ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﺎ، ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻭﺍﺿﺢ ﻓﻲ
ﻛﻞ ﻗﺮﺍﺭﺍﺗﻪ."
ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺤﻜﻢ ﺷﺨﺼﻴﺘﻪ "ﺣﻤﺮﺍ،" ﻓﺈﻥ
ﺗﺼﺮﻳﺤﺎﺕ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻳﻮﺳﻒ ﻣﺪﺭﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ
ﻃﻠﻌﺖ "ﻗﺮﻋﺔ!"
- "ﺣﻴﻦ ﺍﺗﺨﺬ ﺍﻟﺤﻜﻢ ﻗﺮﺍﺭ ﺍﻹﻟﻐﺎﺀ ﻓﻜﺮﻧﺎ
ﻓﻲ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻌﺐ ﻗﺪ ﻳﺸﺘﻌﻞ، ﻟﺬﻟﻚ ﻃﻠﺒﺖ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻳﻖ ﺇﺟﺮﺍﺀ ﻋﻤﻠﻴﺎﺕ ﺍﻹﺣﻤﺎﺀ ﻟﻤﻨﺢ
ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻬﻮﺭ ﺃﻣﻞ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺒﺎﺭﺍﺓ ﻗﺪ ﺗﺴﺘﻜﻤﻞ."
"ﺭﻭﻳﻨﻲ" ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﺮﻳﺔ ﻳﻜﺸﻒ ﻛﻴﻒ
ﻳﺘﺤﻜﻢ ﻓﻲ "ﺍﻟﻤﻴﺪﺍﻥ" ﺑﺎﺣﺘﺠﺎﺟﺎﺕ
ﺗﺸﻌﻠﻪ ﺛﻢ ﺷﺎﺋﻌﺎﺕ ﺗﻬﺪﺋﻪ!
- "ﻟﻢ ﺃﺭ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﺗﺪﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﺸﺒﺎﻙ، ﻭﻭﺿﻌﺖ
ﻳﺪﻱ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺭﺃﺳﻲ ﻋﻘﺐ ﻫﺘﺎﻑ ﻋﺒﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
ﺍﻟﺴﻌﻴﺪ ﻭﺭﻛﻀﻪ ﻟﻼﺣﺘﻔﺎﻝ ﺑﺎﻟﻬﺪﻑ."
ﻋﻤﺮﻭ ﺭﻣﻀﺎﻥ ﻣﺪﺍﻓﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ ﻳﺴﺘﺤﻖ
ﻟﻘﺐ "ﻭﻃﻮﺍﻁ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﺮﻳﺔ" ﺑﻌﺪ
ﺍﻋﺘﺮﺍﻓﻪ ﺑﺄﻧﻪ ﻳﺘﻌﺎﻣﻞ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺓ
ﺑـ"ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺩﺍﺭ!"
- "ﺑﻌﺪ ﻓﺸﻞ ﺇﺷﻌﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻔﺘﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﻄﺎﺋﻔﻴﺔ
ﻭﺍﻟﻔﺘﻨﺔ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻴﺶ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﻌﺐ، ﻫﻨﺎﻙ
ﺍﻵﻥ ﻣﻦ ﻳﺤﺎﻭﻝ ﺇﺷﻌﺎﻝ ﻓﺘﻨﺔ ﻛﺮﻭﻳﺔ."
ﺍﻟﺤﻜﻢ ﻳﺎﺳﺮ ﻋﺒﺪ ﺍﻟﺮﺀﻭﻑ ﻳﺘﻬﻢ ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻑ
ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻟﺚ ﺑﺘﻤﺰﻳﻖ ﺷﺒﺎﻙ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺔ ﻭﺍﻓﺘﻌﺎﻝ
ﺍﻷﺯﻣﺔ!
" ﺣﺪ ﻣﻌﺎﻩ ﺷﺎﺣﻦ؟ "
- "ﺍﻟﻤﺒﺎﺭﺍﺓ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺗﺸﺒﻪ ﺍﻟﻬﺎﺗﻒ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤﻮﻝ
ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻮﺿﻊ ﺍﻟﺼﺎﻣﺖ."
ﺣﺴﻦ ﺷﺤﺎﺗﺔ ﻳﻌﺘﺮﻑ ﺑﻮﺟﻮﺩ
"ﻓﺎﻳﺒﺮﻳﺸﻦ" ﻓﻲ ﺃﺩﺍﺀ ﺍﻟﺰﻣﺎﻟﻚ ﺧﻼﻝ
ﺍﻟﻔﺘﺮﺓ ﺍﻷﺧﻴﺮﺓ
- "ﺍﺗﺼﻠﺖ ﺑﻌﻤﺮﻭ ﺯﻛﻲ 16 ﻣﺮﺓ ﻹﺧﺒﺎﺭﻩ
ﺑﺎﻧﺘﻬﺎﺀ ﺍﻷﺯﻣﺔ، ﺇﻻ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺮﺩ."
ﺇﺳﻤﺎﻋﻴﻞ ﻳﻮﺳﻒ ﻳﺴﺘﻌﻴﻦ ﺑﺄﻏﻨﻴﺔ ﺑﻬﺎﺀ
ﺳﻠﻄﺎﻥ "ﺃﻓﻀﻞ ﺃﺣﺎﻳﻠﻪ" ﻣﻦ ﺃﺟﻞ
ﺍﻟﻮﺻﻮﻝ ﻟﻠﻤﻬﺎﺟﻢ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﻤﺮﺩ
- "ﻻ ﺃﻏﻀﺐ ﺃﺑﺪﺍ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻠﻮﺱ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﻣﻘﺎﻋﺪ ﺍﻟﺒﺪﻻﺀ، ﺧﺎﺻﺔ ﺣﻴﻦ ﻳﻜﻮﻥ
ﺍﻷﺳﺎﺳﻲ ﺑﺤﺠﻢ ﺳﻴﺪ ﻣﻌﻮﺽ."
ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ ﻗﻨﺎﻭﻱ ﻳﺤﻤﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻻ
ﻳﺘﻨﺎﻓﺲ ﻓﻲ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﻛﺰ ﻣﻊ ﻻﻋﺐ
"ﺑﺤﺠﻢ" ﺟﻮﻧﻴﻮﺭ
- "ﺩﺍﺋﻤﺎ ﺣﻴﻠﺔ ﺷﻮﻗﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻌﻴﺪ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻳﺮﺑﻲ
ﺃﻇﺎﻓﺮﻩ، ﻭﺍﻟﻜﻞ ﻳﻨﺎﻝ ﻧﺼﻴﺒﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻌﺐ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻕ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺎﻓﺴﺔ."
ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﻣﺠﺪﻱ ﻳﻨﺼﺢ ﻛﻞ ﻻﻋﺐ ﻳﻮﺍﺟﻪ
ﻣﺪﺍﻓﻊ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﻧﺔ ﺑﺄﻥ ﻳﻨﺰﻝ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺃﺭﺽ
ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻌﺐ ﻭﻓﻲ ﺟﻴﺒﻪ "ﻗﺼﺎﻓﺔ!"
- "ﻓٌﺮﺿﺖ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺑﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﺼﻔﻘﺎﺕ ﻭﻗﺒﻠﺖ
ﺑﺎﻟﻮﺿﻊ.. ﻛﺬﻟﻚ ﻟﻢ ﺗﺴﺘﺠﺐ ﺍﻹﺩﺍﺭﺓ ﻓﻲ
ﺩﻋﻢ ﺑﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺍﻛﺰ ﺑﻌﻜﺲ ﺭﻏﺒﺘﻲ،
ﻛﺬﻟﻚ ﻟﻢ ﺗﻮﺍﻓﻖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻋﻘﺪ ﺻﻔﻘﺎﺕ
ﻃﻠﺒﺘﻬﺎ ﻓﻲ ﻳﻨﺎﻳﺮ."
ﺣﻤﺰﺓ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻞ ﻳﻌﺘﺮﻑ ﺑﺄﻥ ﻧﻘﺺ
ﺍﻟﺼﻼﺣﻴﺎﺕ ﻭﺭﺍﺀ ﺭﺣﻴﻠﻪ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻴﻔﻮﻧﺎﺕ..
ﺗﺎﺧﺪ ﺷﻮﻳﺔ ﻣﻦ ﺭﺋﻴﺲ ﺍﻟﻮﺯﺭﺍ؟